Frozen Friends Pillows

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Xmas

"I surprise you every year!"

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

On the Ice.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Putting the pets out.

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'

ARcTic

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

Silent Night.

'You might want to recheck your math.'

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

Cryogenic Cookery

Extrem winter

'Evening News with Al Gore.'