Frozen Friends Mugs

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Xmas

"I surprise you every year!"

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

On the Ice.

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

Putting the pets out.

ARcTic

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

"What about letting your hair air dry?"

"The secret of my longevity? I switched from Botox to styrofoam injections months ago!"

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

'You might want to recheck your math.'

Ice Bar Conversations

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

Silent Night.

Cryogenic Cookery

Extrem winter