Frozen Fashionistas Pillows

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Canada Goose Jackets

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Baby it's cold outside.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Sorry. Full."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"There. Now he isn't naked."

Deer with flip-flops

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Snow Business

'I've got nothing to wear!'

I've got my antifreeze.

Nice Snood

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!