Frozen Fashionistas Pillows

"What about letting your hair air dry?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Canada Goose Jackets

Frosting the Snowman

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Baby it's cold outside.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Sorry. Full."

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

Deer with flip-flops

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Snow Business

Nice Snood

I've got my antifreeze.

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"There. Now he isn't naked."