Frozen Chat Enthusiasts Gifts

Woman on the phone.

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

On the Ice.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

Putting the pets out.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

'Hello... is anybody there?'

'You might want to recheck your math.'

"And finally...."

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."