Frosty Fantasy Lovers Gifts

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Little help?"

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Ice fisher.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Broomstick crash.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Wotan with eye patch

"I said slime."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"