Frosty Fairway Master Gifts

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Snowprov

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

Golfers lost on the road

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Witch's Snowman.

Violinist on Skates

'This is my favorite time of year!'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Ice Age.

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'The minister asked where you were, and I had to tell him you were golfing. He said he would pray for you and for your return to the flock.'

Have a swinging Christmas!

'Is the water cold?'