Frosty Fairway Master Pillows

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Snowprov

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golfers lost on the road

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"What was she thinking?!?"

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Violinist on Skates

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Ice Age.

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'The minister asked where you were, and I had to tell him you were golfing. He said he would pray for you and for your return to the flock.'

Have a swinging Christmas!

'Is the water cold?'

"A hole in one... very impressive..."