Frostbite Aficionado Gifts

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

"Little help?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Frosting the Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Snow is falling...

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Cake Writer's Block

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

The best baker in Bath!

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Winter is a gift.

Wedding Cakes

Scott of the Antarctic

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'