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'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

"Little help?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"What does she have that I don't?"

Snow is falling...

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Baby it's cold outside.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Football fan

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Cake Writer's Block

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

'This is my favorite time of year!'

The best baker in Bath!

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Winter is a gift.

Mr Winter.

Scott of the Antarctic

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Wedding Cakes

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'