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'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Save the tree.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

Protecting the goal.

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

Indoor sauna.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

'We saw a mouse!'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

Not yet started roamin'.

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."