Frost-resistant Flower Lover T-Shirts

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Deforestation.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Mantis Love

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I've seen a tulip before."

A Venus cow trap.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"You must have a green thumb."

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Daffodil bulbs

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The garden lady.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'