Frost-resistant Flower Lover T-Shirts

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Deforestation.

Rose Garden

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Frog flirting.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Mantis Love

A Venus cow trap.

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"You must have a green thumb."

Pea

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The garden lady.

"You've definitely got water retention..."