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'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Robot Robber

A Salmon Lie

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Australasia.

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

Desert Island Gossipping

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

Scott of the Antarctic

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

'There's a world-wide community out there. How about a little French or Spanish, or even some Russian, once in a while.'

"I only use it for self definition."

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"The signal must be stuck."

"You're rambling again Dennis."