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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Leos Janacek

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"You're not from around here...are you?"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'Oh my god!'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Creepy.'

'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''

Evacuation Route.