Border Humor Appreciator Pillows

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Chavez makes sacrifice.

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

Peripheral vision cow

Obama Bucks

I slept funny last night!

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

Grazer's block

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Cow with horns and teets reversed.

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

Keep off the grass

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'

Man trips over a border.

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

'That's interesting -- if you adjust for inflation, we're upper middle class.'

'May I see some photo ID?'

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

'Nude beach - naked beach - you make the distinction.'

"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Illinois Senate Seat - buy now, save on election expenses.

'This always stops the scours...

'You're the perfect swing voter - bipolar.'

Steve Brain Dead Bannon