Border Humor Appreciator Prints

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

Chavez makes sacrifice.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Peripheral vision cow

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

Obama Bucks

I slept funny last night!

Grazer's block

Cow with horns and teets reversed.

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'

Keep off the grass

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

'May I see some photo ID?'

Man trips over a border.

'That's interesting -- if you adjust for inflation, we're upper middle class.'

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

'Nude beach - naked beach - you make the distinction.'

Exit active 24 hours.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Steve Brain Dead Bannon

'You're the perfect swing voter - bipolar.'

Illinois Senate Seat - buy now, save on election expenses.