Frontier Explorer Gifts

"Do you mind?!"

Family Moving West, trying to find themselves.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

ET Mishap

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I love this time of day."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Scuba cow"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Beaver tower

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Baby rocks!

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Dreams I have had...

When clowns are hunting.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.