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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

ET Mishap

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Beaver tower

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Baby rocks!

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

When clowns are hunting.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."