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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

ET Mishap

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I love this time of day."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Baby rocks!

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

When clowns are hunting.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."