Fondue Explorer Gifts

"I try so hard to like fondue."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Countervailing Clichés.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"No, not that button!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I feel all tingly."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Hi. We're from the future."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."