Frolicsome Partiers Pillows

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'Of course you fancy me - Look how you make my glasses steam up!'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

In the Conversation Pit of Hell.

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.

"You had me at toro."

"It's working Floyd, she's watching you!"

Beware of the snog...

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

"Hold it! My dad warned me about door-to-door salespeople. But he's not around, so come on in."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

"You are just playing hard to get."