Frolicsome Partiers Pillows

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Cow Pinatas

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

In the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

'Of course you fancy me - Look how you make my glasses steam up!'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"You are just playing hard to get."

Beware of the snog...

"You're not one of those guys who are afraid of intimacy, are you?"

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

Ice Bar Conversations

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"Hold it! My dad warned me about door-to-door salespeople. But he's not around, so come on in."

"You had me at toro."

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.