Frolicsome Fundraiser Pillows

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

Appeals

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"Would you like to buy some Girl Scout candyyyy - I mean cookies?"

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

'That would be too easy - I'm doing a sponsored walk.'

'Somehow I don't think 'Kevin's can of lager' is going to have the same impact as 'Martha#s Meals'!'

'It's getting worse. Now all the voices in my head are pledge drives.'

"What's the current return on investment?"

Worried about their funding, the Pentagon went to schools to learn how to run successful bake sales.

Band aid

"Actually chaps I think we may want to move away from the whole 'hair' thing for plan B."

Football Hooligan.

Capital Investment Required to get New Project Off the Ground.

"That's very innovative, but I'm just not interested in buying a box of Girl Scout Cigars."

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

'Oh, no! Is it rag week again already?'