Frizzy Hair Humorer Pillows

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Tired Barbie

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Beer

Dizzy Spider

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

The Fashions for the Coming Season

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

Monks haircutting with compasses

Late Bloomers

The Future Industry Eco-Terrorism

'I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left.'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley.'

'Nurse Ryder when was the last time you actually spoke to Mr. Wilson.'

"Hi honey, how'd the mammogram go?"

DNA

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

"I never thought I'd miss bad hair days."

...knowing our luck, my boring husband would have come home early to oil the hinges in the wardrobe