Nature Humorer Pillows

Dizzy Spider

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'My dentist recommended it.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Bears talk."