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'This is Carlson. He never met a frivolous lawsuit he didn't like.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

Judge

US Gun Control Debates.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'