Frivolous Lawsuit Aficionado Gifts

'This is Carlson. He never met a frivolous lawsuit he didn't like.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

They Are Not Going to Take Me

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

US Gun Control Debates.

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

Judge

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,