Friendship Squad Member Gifts

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I hate it when we fight."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Lifesaver!

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"You can always count on me."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

A Friend in Need.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'You have a friend request.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."