Friendship Squad Member Gifts

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I hate it when we fight."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Lifesaver!

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"You can always count on me."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

A Friend in Need.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'You have a friend request.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."