Friendship Bracelet Enthusiast Pillows

On 'A double shot at a rewarding, platonic relationship. . . with D.J. Pauly D and Vinny' the guys hand out friendship bracelets to women that they would like to get to know better.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Are you OK hun?"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Best mates

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Mind if I join you?'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Best friends without borders.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Bunny Pranks

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

A Friend in Need.

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"I need advice and you seem to have a level head."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Here comes Ted.'