Friendship Bracelet Enthusiast Pillows

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Are you OK hun?"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Time for tea and friendship.

Best mates

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Best friends without borders.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

A Friend in Need.

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"I need advice and you seem to have a level head."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Here comes Ted.'