Friends Who Love Comics Gifts

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."