Friends Who Are New Parents Pillows

The upside down cot

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

'See, I told you he was a good babysitter!'

Cry babies.

baby sweetcorn...

Interior design trends for parents....

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

The No No No's

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'