Friend Who Always Loses Things Pillows

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Chippunks

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I can't remember where we're going."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."