Friend Observing A Relationship Pillows

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'You have failed on all counts...'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'We should talk more.'

"Legs up to here!"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

Unmanned drones.

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

Man Flap

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'Watch this space.'

101 Positions/101 Excuses

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

"You're grinding your teeth again."

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

Shy Man at Party

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'