Friend At The Gym Pillows

'Sorry, I don't date men with necks bigger than my waistline.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Dog Weightlifting

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'That's our group plan.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

Academy.

The Wonder Gym.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

Weightlifter