Fridge Investigator T-Shirts

The Open Refrigerator

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Diet considerations.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"