Fridge Forensics Fan T-Shirts

"We've got three issues to discuss: our green office waste initiative, the fuzzy Saxby account figures, and that thing in the refrigerator, which is both green and fuzzy."

"I know I work from home, but I think one of my coworkers is hacking into my refridgerator and stealing my lunch."

"By labeling it, I control it."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Robber on treadmill

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Private view of refrigerator art by child.

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Noah's fridge

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Dumping Fridges.

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home