Fridge Analyst T-Shirts

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

Noah's fridge

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Dumping Fridges.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.