Fridge Analyst Gifts

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Noah's fridge

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

Dumping Fridges.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.