Fridge Funster Gifts

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Snowprov

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Superstock'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Holy Cow

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'