Fridge Funster Prints

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Snowprov

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Superstock'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'