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Newly Qualified Teacher.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Continuing education.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Paranormal A-Z...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Baby Scientist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Day one, post grad

"Be afraid to try new things!"

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Fossil hunting

"No, not that button!"