Fresco Fan Gifts

Studying Tiepolo (Rococo ceiling painter).

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"The applications are limitless."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"I'm retired now"

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).