Fresco Fan Gifts

Studying Tiepolo (Rococo ceiling painter).

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"The applications are limitless."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Fur'niture

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"I'm retired now"