Ceiling Fresco Fan Gifts

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

En garde!

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

We never roam anymore.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Bravo!

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

En-guard dog.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Siesta-time

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

Portrait Gallery

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'