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'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.

'Divine Seating Plans'