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Highway Robbery

Motorway services charging extra if you want your food cooked.

The World's Easiest Airport

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Technological Dependence.

Airport Bored Rooms

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Business-Class.

"Hell: The Airport"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"He keeps touching me!"

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Route 666.

Flight: Select your spot.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

US Airlines

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Airplane Seatbelts

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Heavy Traffic.

The Chippendales go through airport security.