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Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

Runner Bean...

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Speeding Forklift

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Cow outboard engine

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'