French Revolution Gifts

After the Sentence

'Buzz off! Jon Pierre we have got work to do.'

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

"Doesn't time fly when you're having fun!"

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

Frenchman in guillotine with mobile phone in hand.

'Cutting edge technology by citizen Guillotin.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Victor Hugo

The Death of Marat

Alexei Kosygin

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Let them eat cake!

François Guizot

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

One after another

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Emile Durkheim

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Up Pariscope.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Revolution against capitalism.