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'Don't tell him I can't speak, French. He's paying me to translate his girlfriends letters.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

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"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"I think we both know who did it...."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Doggie Bowl Drill

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'What's happened to all this money?'

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"My dad ate my homework."

'Oh no, they're back!'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

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