Freerunner Gifts

Parkour Breakfast

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Hey, wait for me!'

Women in a cross country race

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Stress'

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

TV Situations vacant.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Wilfried Zaha

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"To help you keep a healthy pace, I'm going to release Bruno here one minuit after you start."

'Costume - What costume?'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Well, did you win or what?'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Marathon of love

Congratulations for male runner

Marathon costume

A number of runners run through police tape.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"