Freerunning Gifts

Parkour Breakfast

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10 K Tail-Chase

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Running

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

City Marathon.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Eat my dust!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."