Freelance Photographer T-Shirts

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Burning the midnight oil.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

What My Day Feels Like

Multi-tasking.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

Back to work...

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Candid Camera store.

Working Late

Relaxing in the Sun

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Writers without borders.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

Fall on a desert island

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Sistine Selfie

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.