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"Very funny, art-boy. Just make sure I get the cartoon on time."

Any plans for a summer job, Axel? I thought I might try working in some other comic strip this summer. I read somewhere that real comics actually generate income.

"I'd like to apply for the position of cartoonist. Though I may warn you, I cannot draw faces, feet, fingers, cars, horses ..."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

International Women's Day.

The Artist

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Paul Klee

' A good idea '

Ban on Free Speech

Alien David statue

The DaVinci Code

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."